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Ian James used to live in Madison, WI, where he was home schooled. 

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That's A Wrap  Mar 13, 2009
Outtakes  Mar 12, 2009
Goodbye, Marion Berry  Nov 18, 2008
We're All Macacas Now  Oct 28, 2008
Know Socialism  Oct 21, 2008
Greasers 'Not Pro-American'  Oct 20, 2008
More Craps  Oct 12, 2008
The Prisoner  Oct 12, 2008
She Can See Manchuria From Her House  Oct 09, 2008
Decode This Cookbook  Sep 05, 2008
*Tubes To Nowhere  Aug 29, 2008
Debra's Been Eating At McCain's  Aug 26, 2008
*Bagels For Everybody!  Aug 25, 2008
*Hell Is Other People  Aug 19, 2008
My Own Private Guantanamo  Aug 13, 2008
Snap, Squeeze, Pop  Jul 10, 2008
*Russert Potatoes  Jun 16, 2008
Britta Phillips, I Want To Believe  Jun 14, 2008
Shortlist for Vader President  Jun 14, 2008
I Want To Believe ... Geraldine  Jun 14, 2008
Krugman's Blog  Jun 11, 2008
Forget Baby Mama Obama, Whitey!  Jun 06, 2008
Nope, That's Not A Flag Pin On Your Blue Dress  Jun 02, 2008
Rorty and Davidson  May 20, 2008
Nice To Mitt You, Carolina  May 09, 2008
*Ooops. It's Really More Fun In The New Bosnia  Apr 23, 2008
My New Baby Sister In Death Match With Beast Feeding  Apr 22, 2008
Can Lava Stop The Monster?  Mar 06, 2008
RIP, Fbuckley  Feb 22, 2008
Not Even Toad The Wet Sprocket  Feb 14, 2008
The Safety Dance  Feb 13, 2008
More Breck on Breck Violence  Feb 13, 2008
A Hello In The Morning...  Jan 28, 2008
Abraham, Martin, and John ... And Sidney Poitier  Jan 17, 2008
Predictions  Jan 16, 2008
The Book of Bags: More Fun with Edmond Jabes!  Oct 30, 2007
The Book of Questions  Oct 29, 2007
*Creeps  Oct 19, 2007
Happy Judeo-Christian New Year!  Oct 05, 2007
*That Miasma Came From My Ass, Ma, Like 3,000 Times  Oct 04, 2007
*A Fashion Problem  Oct 01, 2007
*Don't Follow Leaders, Crack The Parking Meters  Sep 25, 2007
*Ask Not, Squeal Not  Sep 22, 2007
*Talking To The Hand ... You Dicks!  Sep 06, 2007
*"Log Cabin" Republicans  Sep 03, 2007
*Herm-eneutics: Giving It Away...  Aug 29, 2007
Alberto To Relieve Himself  Aug 28, 2007
Don't Ask, Don't Tell  Aug 26, 2007
*City Slicker  Aug 25, 2007
*My President Will Litter  Aug 25, 2007
Breck Enough? That's Silly Talk  Aug 22, 2007
*Endive Talkin' With The Homers  Aug 08, 2007
The Fat Man Sings  Jul 02, 2007
Richard Rorty  Jun 10, 2007
Habeus Corpus 2007  Jun 09, 2007
*Rock Paper Scissors  Apr 19, 2007
Readers Poll  Apr 17, 2007
Cat's Cradle 3/24!  Mar 15, 2007
How I Won The War  Mar 13, 2007
Blue's Clues From The First Circle  Mar 06, 2007
*Wear Diapers, Go Nuts  Feb 05, 2007
Metalepsis Noted By Merle  Jan 29, 2007
*The Breck Guy  Jan 26, 2007
*Hagelienated  Jan 24, 2007
*If Frist You Don't Succeed  Dec 06, 2006
We Are Devo  Dec 05, 2006
*The Hello, Goodbye Fence  Dec 04, 2006
*With A Knick-Knack Paddywhack  Nov 09, 2006
*Smells Like Teen Spirit  Oct 04, 2006
* Apocalypto Ahora  Oct 02, 2006
*How Do Dinosaurs Say, Apocalypto!  Sep 30, 2006
*Demography Is Destiny, Dora!  Sep 27, 2006
*Weekend At Bernie's III?  Sep 27, 2006
Weekend Is Not So Over!  Sep 27, 2006
*State of Denial: Poop Marks The Way...   Sep 26, 2006
*No Respect, I Tell Ya...   Sep 25, 2006
Not Your Average Tom, Dick, And Harry  Sep 22, 2006
What Does That Mean?  Sep 19, 2006
How They Found Me  Sep 13, 2006
Googling, Eh?  Sep 12, 2006
*View From My Window  Sep 11, 2006
*Green Macacas  Sep 11, 2006
*Big Time, Yep  Aug 28, 2006
*Bonjour, Algeria  Aug 28, 2006
*How They Found Me  Aug 27, 2006
*Yoo Got Some Balls ... That Aren't Yoo's.  Aug 11, 2006
*Roach Motel, NC?  Aug 06, 2006
*RIP, Avengers  Jul 08, 2006
Weekend At Bernie's, Part II  Jul 06, 2006
*Somebody Tell The Phonics Monkey  May 13, 2006
Happy Mother's Day!  May 13, 2006
Praise The Jesus  May 10, 2006
*Yes, Sir, That's Funny!  May 02, 2006
And Now Back To "That's My Bush"...  Apr 11, 2006
*Depends  Apr 06, 2006
*730 Days And Nights  Apr 02, 2006
Happy Birthday  Apr 01, 2006
Hell's Bells  Mar 31, 2006
Dat Man's A Penis  Mar 30, 2006
When You Fell Down...  Mar 28, 2006
Academics Who Love The '90s   Mar 28, 2006
Dressed For Success?  Mar 28, 2006
Dir World  Mar 22, 2006
What Swedes Are In My Bath  Mar 21, 2006
*Your Momma Dresses You Funny; Or, Kids, Do Not Try This at Home  Mar 21, 2006
One, Two, Flea  Mar 20, 2006
*New Math  Mar 16, 2006
Names  Mar 15, 2006
*Death Wish IV  Mar 13, 2006
Oscar Prediction ... Again  Mar 05, 2006
*Death Wish III  Feb 22, 2006
*Death Wish II  Feb 21, 2006
*& Now A New Sucky Blog  Feb 19, 2006
*The "Your Face Is Like Iraq" Game  Feb 13, 2006
*George Washington Cartman - Jesus, This Is Too Weird  Feb 07, 2006
Death Wish I  Feb 07, 2006
Al Lewis and Betty Friedan, R.I.P  Feb 05, 2006
*The Hairy Arms Race Is So Over!  Feb 04, 2006
The Has Been II  Feb 02, 2006
The Has Been  Feb 02, 2006
State of the Ruin  Jan 30, 2006
*Justice Smelito  Jan 25, 2006
*Hello Again. Do You Like My Hat?  Jan 25, 2006
A-Dawg, You Shouldn't Have  Nov 27, 2005
*The Cosell of Thanatos  Nov 11, 2005
Justice Pepito?  Nov 03, 2005
New CD  Oct 11, 2005
*Meanwhile, Back in Babylon  Oct 06, 2005
And Then There Was Larabee...  Oct 05, 2005
*And Then There Was None...  Oct 04, 2005
Ian Anime!  Sep 25, 2005
You Gotta Love Raymond  Sep 19, 2005
*Meanwhile, Back in Madison...  Sep 14, 2005
*Babble On ...   Sep 10, 2005
*Goodbye, Skipper and Li'l Buddy  Sep 02, 2005
Imagined Communities  Jul 12, 2005
*More Ass  May 25, 2005
*Frank Conroy, RIP  Apr 07, 2005
*"Arrivederci, Turkeys."  Apr 03, 2005
Happy April Fool's Day!  Apr 01, 2005
*If I Were A Rich Man  Mar 29, 2005
*Geometry  Mar 29, 2005
Lexicography  Mar 29, 2005
Literary Criticism  Mar 23, 2005
*Feed Us  Mar 21, 2005
*George F. Kennan, RIP  Mar 18, 2005
*Cah...!  Mar 14, 2005
*My Mom Maybe Lost Her Pants At Victoria's Secret  Mar 12, 2005
Oscars Predictions!  Mar 01, 2005
Honesty Is Such A Lonely Word  Feb 25, 2005
*Gone-zo  Feb 21, 2005
*Busted! Or, Jeff Gannon's Sugartime  Feb 17, 2005
*TV Makes You Crazy  Feb 06, 2005
Ian Updated!  Feb 06, 2005
What Do You Know!  Feb 04, 2005
Freedom Is On A Moonwalk  Feb 01, 2005
* Dick Pooped His Pants, You Guys  Jan 30, 2005
* Will It Be Freedom Or WHAM! In Iraq Tomorrow?  Jan 30, 2005
* Bush Lamest of All, Though He Don't Read The Internets  Jan 30, 2005
* Jesus Is Sorry Too  Jan 30, 2005
Everybody Is Sorry  Jan 30, 2005
* Jesus' Gaydar (Apologies To The United Church of Christ)  Jan 22, 2005
Thank God Almighty  Jan 16, 2005
* John Paul Clones  Jan 13, 2005
Hey, 2005  Jan 01, 2005
Happy Xmas 2004  Dec 25, 2004
* Weekend at Bernie's  Dec 17, 2004
Happy B-day To ADawG!   Dec 15, 2004
Warning: Cooties Gone Wild!  Dec 15, 2004
Meanwhile, in Bizarro World ...  Dec 14, 2004
Happy Hanukkah  Dec 13, 2004
Jackson Mac Low  Dec 10, 2004
Beware The Urinal Bug  Dec 10, 2004
* Hitch, Your Wagon?  Dec 10, 2004
Soy Delicious  Dec 05, 2004
How Do I Do It?  Nov 26, 2004
Happy Turkey Day  Nov 25, 2004
We'll Always Have Spin Alley ... Not!  Nov 24, 2004
Your Wife Is Your Secretary?  Nov 24, 2004
But Can Condi Make Palindromes?  Nov 23, 2004
JFK Meat  Nov 22, 2004
KFC Meat  Nov 22, 2004
Why Am I Pro-choice?  Nov 21, 2004
Jesus And Mary Cheney  Nov 16, 2004
Filling Your Pants with VP  Nov 15, 2004
*Fuzzy Wuzzy  Nov 15, 2004
Marty Peretz Is Really Old And Really Mean For No Real Reason  Nov 12, 2004
Chef Justice Clarence Thomas?  Nov 10, 2004
Mental Asylum For The Hosed  Nov 03, 2004
Some Birthday  Nov 02, 2004

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